Here's my job:

And yes, in the upper right hand corner, you can just make out the John Morton autographed BRE 240Z model.



The monitor on the right is turned off, cause you guys can't see what's on there or I'd have to kill you... Yes, all of you...



The map of the world.



And the chairs where I get to have those special talks with my staff, also known as the "Come to Jesus" meetings.

 

I hope your Z stays cleaner then your desk area.

 

Do you work for Progressive?

 

What's in the fridge?

 

No.

 

Look on the desk right above it. Those aren't Diet Coke's... Overflow from the fridge!

 

Mini fridge full of googies. LOTION on your desk. sounds like you just have a Blast

 

That's for the hella heinous sunburn I got at MSA this last weekend...

Or, when I have to have one of 'Those' conversations with an employee.

 

riiiight. you sure that the lotion isnt the reason the other monitor is off???

 

BUSTED! HAHAHAHAH

 

So what do you do????????

 

So, let me take a shot at this. There is beer in the fridge that you use to loosen yourself up for the censored material on the monitor that you in turn use to test the viscosity of the lotion....so you are a R&D person or a Quality Control person...is that close?

 

The information on the monitor is classified.

It takes a badge, a hand scan and an eye scan to get to my desk.

 

That's a small network map, where's the big one?

 

Ahhhhhh! You work for MI6!!

 

no he works for the irs, money grubbing bastige!!! thats what the lotion is for, bending you guys over!!!

 

Let's just say, those are the "important" parts of the network...

MI6 has no "Legal" functions within the borders of the United States.

 

Looks more like a General Dynamics office in Chantilly VA. Of course that's just a guess. Could be anything from CIA to FBI, NSA, Brown and Root, Northrup Grumann, Titan Corp., Computer Sciences Corp., Raytheon...The list goes on and on, but big companys that work with the military and government, could be anyone of them.

 

You guys are all wrong... he works for Honda Motor Co. and his cubicle is right across from Apollo's!

(sorry dudes, had to do it.)

Rod.