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Old 04-10-2008 | 11:40 PM
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quote of the day....
Originally Posted by hoov100
no, that motor is receiving one of three stroker cranks i have sitting lubed up in bags and a set of forged l24 on the shelf as well as a bitchin e88 head im currently building with a custom comp cams cam.
Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
where did you find the crankshafts and are they the ones from the maxima?
Originally Posted by hoov100
i hope they where from a diesel maxima, as i dont think nissan made any other diesel motor for the maxima, oh dont worry finding anymore in this valley i have searched ALL the yards and im on a personal basis with ALL of the owners.
Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
all of IE?
Originally Posted by hoov100
my valley, i also checked about 99% of the yards in the IE, but there are way too many z cars guys in the IE so that if a diesel maxima shows up i almost gauruntee the crank will be gone the same day.
Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
i found a maxima with an inline six it that the kind i want to get the crank from?
Originally Posted by hoov100
does it have spark plugs?
Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
it said unleaded gas only and thanks for the spark plugs thingy and also how would i get to the crankshaft from the bottom or the top?
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Old 04-10-2008 | 11:47 PM
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^^^^ my head hurts.... everyone knows the crank comes out through the transmission.....
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Old 04-10-2008 | 11:58 PM
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WOW!!! I had almost the exact same convo w/ TOF. Not much of what I said got through...

Hai guyz! I want to buy this diesel car... but it says UNLEADED ONLY... is that some new diesel blend???????
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Old 04-11-2008 | 12:17 AM
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLKFH asdf3adskfj!!!!!!!!!!!one!111!!eleven!

ROFL COPTER

some one doesnt grasp diesel engines apparently
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Old 04-11-2008 | 12:45 AM
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this was just too good not to post. if he deserves to be banned, this is the reason.
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Old 04-11-2008 | 01:05 AM
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ROFL COPTER for all your rofl copter needs visit roflcopter.net
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Old 04-11-2008 | 08:45 AM
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he better grab that L24 crankshaft in a hurry! Those are highly sought after
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Old 04-11-2008 | 10:43 AM
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hahahahaha!

"Did it have spark plugs?"
"thanks for the spark plugs..."
hahaahah oh mannnn
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Old 04-11-2008 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
how would i get to the crankshaft from the bottom or the top?
Wow... If he doesn't know HOW to get it out of the car, does he even know WHERE it's located in the car???

Here's some others:

Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
my gf wants to go to prom and i have to pay for it all! did i just get pwned?
Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
the gas filler thing there is a sigh that said unleaded fuel only. but it had the straight six and i want the crank shaft really bad!
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Old 04-11-2008 | 11:44 AM
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Old 04-11-2008 | 02:05 PM
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TOF, you are lucky that everyone here is in good humor lol. on any other forum, they would be serious about hating you! these guys take it as a laugh!

but seriously, ever seen an engine from the top? maybe,,, without the heads? how do you think something comes up through that?
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Old 04-11-2008 | 03:07 PM
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hhmmmm... would i rather be the joke of a group or the resentment of a group.... thats a TOF one lol its a pun!
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Old 04-11-2008 | 09:49 PM
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HAHA real funny snw and i just wanted to make sure it came out from the bottom and isn't there a special tool to remove crankshafts?
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Old 04-11-2008 | 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
isn't there a special tool to remove crankshafts?
yes, it's called a reticulated crankshaft mandrel. you can rent one at autozone, but make sure you tell them you need the left hand diesel style, in metric.
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Old 04-11-2008 | 10:03 PM
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are they expensive to buy one?
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Old 04-11-2008 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
are they expensive to buy one?
a bit, but why would you buy one?? how many diesel maxima cranks do you think you'll come across?
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Old 04-11-2008 | 10:09 PM
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im not sure but if i do come across one i'll have the right tool to get it and that there in it'self is probably worth it
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Old 04-12-2008 | 12:27 AM
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oh mah gawd!!!!


tof wants my swap info now. i remember him saying he didnt need it from me. 50 dollars buddy!
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Old 04-12-2008 | 12:29 AM
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what!? are you serious it has to be on the internet somewhere for free.
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Old 04-12-2008 | 12:39 AM
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it is, but good lucks finding it. oh, and yeah dead serious

money talks
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Old 04-12-2008 | 08:42 AM
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dude you better rent the reticulated crankshaft mandrel, i got one, but was dang expensive. one of my customers insisted on using it, so i bought one. better go ask autozone, i think they are 25 dolla per day.
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Old 04-12-2008 | 08:51 AM
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i'm going to look up this holy grail and post it just to take snw down a notch lol. loook out!! you'll have to pay me not to post it!!
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Old 04-12-2008 | 12:37 PM
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or... not.... idk why you'd want to waste hours of research to find one article for him.
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Old 04-12-2008 | 12:40 PM
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so you can pay me money not to!!
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Old 04-12-2008 | 12:44 PM
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and so i can see what is so important about it. it sounded pretty strait foward to me. put the engine, ECU, and sensors into your s30. done
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