With deference to Jeff Foxworthy, I wanted to start a thread exposing the philosophic and humorous among us. Complete the sentence... "You know you are ricer when..."

 

You know you are a ricer when the FAA makes you install a red warning light on your rear wing for interfering with air traffic.

 

You know you are ricer when......

you drive a '04 civic Si around here. :roflmao:

 

You know your a ricer when:



You have more LEDs outside your car than in.

 

You know you are a ricer when:

your car looks like something off of Battlestar Galactica.

 

You know you're a ricer when...

you high center your car on a speed bump.

 

Hey, I'm first and formost a minitrucker. I resemble that speed bump remark.

 

You know youre a ricer when:


You can't go through the car wash because it peels of your horsepower.

 

You know your a ricer when:



You first in line at Pepboys when APC has new product out.

 

You know your a ricer when:



You have a five point harness in a dodge neon.

 

You know you're a ricer when you can hide watermelon in your muffler.

 

You know you're a ricer when people mistake your car for the slowest, lowest flying UFO ever.

 

You know you are a ricer when you have more neon lights than a Vegas casino.

 

You know you're a ricer when women hear your car and it reminds them of the battery powered appliance they keep in the night stand.

 

You know you're a ricer when you have more aftermarket gauges than your car has cylinders.

 

You know you are a ricer when you have a dual exhaust... and only one side is functunal.

 

You know your a ricer when:



The airport ask's your club to light the runway during a power failure

 

you know you're a ricer when you race a Z 3 times and lose everytime and then when it's all over, you scream something like "I forgot to turn on the nawz" and drive aways with an over confident look on your face....of course taking the first turn off the road possible.

 

You know you're a ricer if you have stickers on your car for parts you don't own.

 

You know're a ricer if you have ever dented a wheel entering your driveway.

 

You know you're a ricer when you have so many stickers on your car that people can't tell what color it is.

 

You know you are a ricer when your car sounds like it has a BOV but is NA.

 

You know your a ricer when:


You get more sound outof the intake than the exhaust.

 

You know you're a ricer when you own a license plate frame that says "My other car is a Civic."

 

You know you're a ricer if you have a sticker on you Civic that says "Powered by Honda."